Husband : (calls up Hotel Manager from room) Please come fast, I am having an argument with my wife & she says that she will jump from your hotel window. Manager : Sir, I am sorry, but this is a personal Issue. Husband : this is a maintenance issue!!! The window is not opening!!! ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. “And will there be anything else, sir?” the bellboy asked after setting out an elaborate dinner for two. “No thank you,” the gentleman replied. “That will be all.” As the young man turned to leave, he noticed a beautiful satin negligee on the bed. “Anything for your wife ?” he asked. “Yeah! That’s a good idea,” the fellow said. “Please bring up a postcard.” …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. ………………………………………………………………………………………………             ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. A hotel is a place that keeps the manufacturers of 25-watt bulbs in business. ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. A man wrote a letter to a small hotel he planned to visit on his vacation: “I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?” An immediate reply came from […]